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I've had enough of everyone
If it's not about me I'm done
Don't want to listen to your stupid problems
Your bullshit is my last straw
I don't care about you at all
Everything you say makes me feel sick

Please, take my advice
Don't talk to me I won't be nice

You set yourself up, set yourself up to be let down
Don't put your faith in me I'll leave you crying on the ground
I'll break all my promises and you won't ever find out what went wrong

I won't catch you when you fall
And I won't answer when you call
The time I waste with you: I'm over it
Always wear your heart on your sleeve
Always tell the same old stories
It's about time you got moving on

Mind your business, keep your distance
I don't want to catch your sickness


from The Secret Watermelon Handshake EP, released August 28, 2013



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